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[theme music]
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¶ Happy birthday to you ¶
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¶ Happy birthday to you ¶
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¶ Happy birthday dear Willie ¶
¶ Happy birthday dear daddy ¶
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¶ Happy birthday to you ¶¶
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Thank you.
Thanks, everyone. Thank you.
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"To a super dad, husband
and earthling."
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That was mine.
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Well, thanks. Thanks, everyone.
I'm, I'm very, very touched.
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- Thank you, dear.
- Oh, happy birthday, darling.
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- Happy birthday, daddy.
- Oh, thank you, son.
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- Many more, dad.
- Thanks. Thanks, sweetheart.
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Thank you, ALF. Thank..
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Whoa! Not bad.
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Still waters run deep there,
William.
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- Blow out the candles.
- Okay.
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Uh, one, two, three, uh..
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[all laughing]
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'Joke candle, oh, yeah, joke.'
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What is this,
the fifth year now?
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And I, I fall for it
every single time.
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Hey, back off there,
Willie Bob.
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- Let me give it a shot.
- 'Oh.'
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[Kate gasps]
'ALF!'
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What?
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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(in unison)
Speech! Speech! Speech!
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Oh, okay. Okay.
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I was born the son
of a poor asteroid polisher.
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Uh, I'm supposed to be
making the speech.
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I think I know my life
better than you do.
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But enough about me.
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Thank you.
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Well, I don't think I've got
too much to complain about
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that's for sure.
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I have my health,
I have a wonderful wife
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I have two great kids..
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...a-and an alien.
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Okay. Great speech.
Let's open the presents.
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Okay, I'll be right back.
Come on, Brian.
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I hope you got me jewelry.
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ALF, i-it's Willie's birthday.
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He's the one
who gets the presents.
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[laughing]
The guy who has the birthday
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also gets the presents?
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Talk about your whacky planet.
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Okay, dad, close your eyes.
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(Willie)
'Oh.'
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Okay...open!
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- Happy birthday, darling.
- Oh.
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Kate, it's "The Cambridge Atlas
Of Astronomy."
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- Yeah.
- Thank you, sweetheart.
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- Let me see this.
- You're welcome.
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(Willie)
'See, I've been
eyeing that book'
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'in the bookstore for weeks.'
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'You know, I was gonna wait
until it came out in paperback'
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but.. What are you doing?
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I'm correcting the more
glaring errors.
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Look at this.
They left out the tenth planet.
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Dave.
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Give me that.
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You know..
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...I think you make things up.
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You told me there was a race
of cucumber people on Mars.
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Not a race, a family.
A small family.
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They're mean!
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Here.
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Happy birthday!
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[gasps]
Well, thanks. What is it?
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I don't know, something I found
in the basement
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behind the chemical toilet.
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Oh, how thoughtful.
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Well, I can't exactly
go out and shop!
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Oh, no, no.
I mean it is charming.
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This one's very thoughtful,
ALF, thank you.
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L-look at these,
these are pictures.
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These are our high school,
our college pictures.
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Oh, my gosh!
I don't believe this!
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- There's old letters in there.
- Oh.
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Mom, who is this gorgeous guy
with his arm around you?
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Oh, that's Animal Honerhime.
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Animal?
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Your mother dated
a lot of gorgeous guys
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before she met me. Not that
I wasn't gorgeous myself.
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Hey, who is this guy
that looks like Harrison Ford?
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Uh, that's Nolan Westwood.
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Who's this guy
in the stupid-looking clothes?
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That's a football uniform, ALF.
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I know this guy.
He's an old-timer.
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What's his name? Joe..
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Namath.
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You dated Joe Namath?
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The panty hose guy? Wow!
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Mom, you really went out
with some hunks.
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But I married
the best hunk of them all.
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Oh, my gosh! Here's a menu.
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Oh, look, it's an old menu
from that little restaurant
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that, uh,
Kate and I discovered.
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- Oh.
- Let's order.
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The restaurant's
been closed for 20 years.
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- Then why are we ordering?
- We're not ordering.
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Oh, honey, look what we wrote
on the back. It's our list.
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What list?
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Well, your father and I
each made a list of things
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that we wanted to accomplish
in our lives.
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You know,
our goals, dreams.
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Can I see it?
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Look what mom wrote,
"To ski the Eagles Nest
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"at Squaw Valley.
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"To have a poem published
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"in a major literary magazine.
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To run with the bulls
at Pamplona."
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She did all that too.
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Wow, Kate, you little
overachiever you.
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Yeah. Way to go, mom.
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Oh, well, you know
how I am with lists.
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I love crossing things off.
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- Where's your list, dad?
- Oh, it's in there.
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I-I think I wrote it
under the catch of the day.
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Let me see that.
I may want sea bass.
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We're not ordering.
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Alright, alright.
Let me read this. Wait a minute.
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"Willie Tanner,
goals and ambitions.
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Number one,
to build a better mousetrap."
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Well, that must have been
a piece of cake.
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Not exactly, I-I-I'm
still working on that one.
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"Number two,
complete that skydive."
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Complete that skydive?
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How do you skydive
just a little bit?
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Do you jump halfway?
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No, you..
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...you get ready to jump..
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...you have second thoughts
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you go back to your seat
to sit down.
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Oh, you chicken out.
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N-no, you decide not to jump.
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- You come to your senses.
- Yes, you have second thoughts.
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You decide not to be stupid.
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Alright, alright.
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(Willie and ALF)
You chicken out.
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Now, how about
some of that wet cake?
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Yeah.
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[instrumental music]
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- Yo, Willie.
- Yo, uh..
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- What are you workin' on?
- My mousetrap.
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Uh-huh.
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You might have a little
trouble slipping that baby
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behind a refrigerator.
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Say, uh, don't you have
some sleeping to do?
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No, I always wake up
around 3:00, 3:30
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have a couple of potatoes
and, uh, wait for my papers.
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- What a life.
- Yeah, so far no complaints.
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- Want a cold spud?
- No. No, thanks.
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'Cause I ate
the rest of the cake.
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- I should tell you that now.
- That's okay.
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And the candles.
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Listen, uh..
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...ALF, I, I'd really
like to finish this thing.
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Why bother?
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Because I like to finish
something I start.
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You never finished that skydive.
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Did you ever set goals
for yourself
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that you weren't
able to accomplish?
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- No.
- N-none?
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Melmacians don't
set goals really.
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We live from moment to moment.
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- From snack to snack.
- Yes.
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We take time to stop and..
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...smell the potatoes.
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Did you ever jump
out of a moving plane?
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Hey, you wanna be alone,
just tell me.
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No, no, I mean,
did-did, did you ever skydive?
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I fell to Earth at Mach 16.
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What was that like?
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Imagine Mach 8, and double it.
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- Weren't you scared?
- Not once I started plummeting.
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Mmm.
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Hey, Willie,
don't worry about it.
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You don't have
to prove anything.
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You're a good provider.
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You've got a couple
of great kids and an alien.
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You don't run around.
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And your life is incredibly
predictable and safe.
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[thud]
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There's my paper. Ciao.
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[instrumental music]
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- Kate
- Yeah?
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You ever hear from Nolan?
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Nolan who?
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Nolan Westwood.
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No. Why?
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Oh, uh, I don't know,
I just wondered
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if you've heard from him since,
you know since college.
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Actually, I heard
that he went to New Guinea
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and never came back.
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Oh, that's...that's too bad.
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Some tribe
made him their king.
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- W-why do you ask?
- Oh, nothing.
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I wa.. I was just, uh,
I was just curious.
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Oh.
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Does he have any real power
or is he just a figurehead?
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Well, uh...
he's on the stamps.
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- What about Joe?
- Joe who?
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You know...the football guy.
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- Theismann?
- No.
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Joe Namath.
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Did you go out
with Joe Theismann too?
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No, honey. Just Namath. Why are
you bringing all this up?
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Kate, you think of me as
incredibly predictable
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and safe?
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Yes.
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That's why I'm here with you,
right now.
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Now, go to sleep.
You have a busy day tomorrow.
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Yeah. I gotta take the wagon
and get the radiator flushed.
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After that, I'm going to,
uh, stop at the hardware
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and see if the lawn sprinkler
has come in yet.
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Hmm.
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Having lunch
with Cousin Verne.
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He talked to me
about his new edger.
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After that..
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...I decided
I'm gonna go skydiving.
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Mmm.
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- Goodnight, dear.
- Goodnight.
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[instrumental music]
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Ah!
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Excuse me.
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Where am I?
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You're at your graduation.
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Well, uh, well,
what am I graduating from?
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Uh, this is a dream, Tanner.
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Its purpose is to point out
how inadequate you are
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compared to everybody else.
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That sounds like fun.
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Would you mind
standing off to the side?
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[instrumental music]
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[music stops]
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Nolan Westwood.
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Come on out
and accept your diploma.
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[all cheering]
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Congratulations, Nolan,
on being a successful unicyclist
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world traveler
and New Guinean king.
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Thank you.
Here are some stamps and coins.
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He's on the money too?
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- Tanner, quiet.
- I'm sorry.
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Listen, I've got to go.
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They're having a little ceremony
for me back home.
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I'm being bumped up
from king to God.
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- Congratulations, Nolan.
- Thanks, bub.
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You've really,
you've really done quite well.
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You're telling me? I've lead a
life of travel and adventure.
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I'm rich, I'm famous.
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I have a species of bird
named after me.
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I'll have my mortgage
paid off in eight years.
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00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:37,956
Unless we refinance, of course,
Kate and I are still kicking--
256
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:41,292
Yeah, say hi to her for me,
will ya? What a cutie.
257
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,261
[swooshing]
258
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:46,431
Your mortgage will be paid off.
259
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:53,371
Next up, Lyle Animal Honerhime
260
00:12:53,373 --> 00:12:56,641
jet-setter, yachtsman,
international financier.
261
00:12:56,643 --> 00:13:00,812
Come on out here, Animal,
and get your diploma.
262
00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,413
You rich guy you.
263
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:03,982
[all cheering]
264
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,317
Thank you, Dean Houseman.
265
00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,989
Wow! Have you done well!
266
00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:12,257
Yeah, I'm quite a guy.
267
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:14,392
You've won the Indianapolis 500
268
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,427
you're listed
in the Fortune 500
269
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,164
and in the National League
you batted 500.
270
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,332
Listen, I got to run,
we're having 500 people
271
00:13:21,334 --> 00:13:23,134
over for dinner tonight.
272
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,669
Animal.
273
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,838
Uh, no, we've already got
somebody to park the cars.
274
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:30,508
No, no, no, I just, uh,
I just wanted to say
275
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,811
hello, I'm, I'm Willie Tanner.
276
00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,112
Tanner.
277
00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:36,681
Well, I married
Kate Halligan.
278
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,183
Kate Halligan.
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00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:39,450
Say hello to her for me,
will ya?
280
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,253
You know, she is one in 500.
281
00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,292
[swooshing]
282
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,294
And now..
283
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,262
...our next recipient
284
00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:53,765
needs no introduction.
285
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:57,001
Ladies and gentlemen,
Joe Namath.
286
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,203
[all cheering]
287
00:13:58,205 --> 00:14:01,439
Hey, Joe, go on out
for a long one, huh?
288
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:03,541
I was just kiddin'.
Here you go, Joe.
289
00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,376
Thanks. Uh, say,
what's going on here?
290
00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,545
Uh, uh,
Willie's having a dream.
291
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:10,448
- Willie!
- Hello, Joe.
292
00:14:10,450 --> 00:14:12,884
I'm sorry
to drag you into this.
293
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,954
Oh, hey, that's cool. I've been
doing a lot of dreams lately.
294
00:14:15,956 --> 00:14:19,390
Next week I'm doing
a Howard Cosell nightmare.
295
00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:23,394
Oh, oh, gee, Joe,
you've done awfully well.
296
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:26,064
Say, would you,
would you autograph this..
297
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,366
...for my son Brian?
298
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,301
Absolutely.
299
00:14:34,507 --> 00:14:37,876
- Here you go.
- Thanks, Joe.
300
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,245
"To Brian..
301
00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:42,981
...tell your mom hello."
302
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:46,017
You know what, I always
think about what Kate said
303
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,518
when I proposed to her.
304
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,587
Yeah, and that's how
I got the bad knees
305
00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:51,256
by the way, kneeling.
306
00:14:51,258 --> 00:14:53,524
She said, "Broadway.."
307
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:55,526
She always called me Broadway.
308
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,729
She said,
"Thanks, but no thanks.
309
00:14:57,731 --> 00:15:02,000
I'm looking for someone
that's...predictable and safe."
310
00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,936
So long, Willie.
311
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:07,939
[swooshing]
312
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,173
Oh.
313
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:12,510
I'm going skydiving tomorrow!
314
00:15:12,512 --> 00:15:14,946
[imitating Willie]
I'm going skydiving tomorrow!
315
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,016
You had your chance.
316
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:24,255
And now it gives me
great pleasure to introduce
317
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:28,126
our man of the century,
someone whose accomplishments
318
00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:31,763
put the rest of us to shame,
a person of whom it can truly
319
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:36,467
be said, "He changed
the way we look at the world."
320
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:42,240
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
Gordon "ALF" Shumway.
321
00:15:42,242 --> 00:15:45,043
[all cheering]
322
00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:52,250
- ALF.
- Hey, ALF, great to see you.
323
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:53,284
Way to go.
324
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,552
- What a guy!
- He's the best.
325
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:55,820
Say, ALF,
can I have your autograph?
326
00:15:55,822 --> 00:15:56,788
Sure, Joe.
327
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,090
Oh-ho, wait till
my friends see this.
328
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,626
Oh. Here you go.
329
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,494
- Thanks.
- ALF.
330
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,431
- Willie.
- ALF?
331
00:16:06,433 --> 00:16:08,066
Willie.
332
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:12,971
- You're the man of the century?
- Yeah, what a surprise!
333
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:15,173
I was happy
just to be nominated.
334
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,841
What a kick!
335
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:19,677
- Well, congratulations!
- Thanks.
336
00:16:19,679 --> 00:16:23,181
Hey, Willie, you never know
next century it could be you.
337
00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:25,116
I don't think so.
338
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:28,786
Hey, come on,
don't be so negative.
339
00:16:28,788 --> 00:16:32,190
All you have to do
is take this parachute
340
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:36,160
and jump, Willie. Jump! Jump!
341
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,263
(all)
Jump! Jump! Jump!
342
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:42,200
Jump! Jump! Jump!
343
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,369
Jump! Jump! Jump!
344
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,838
'Jump! Jump! Jump!'
345
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,307
Jump!
346
00:16:49,309 --> 00:16:50,875
(in unison)
Jump! Jump!
347
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:53,978
- Jump, Willie, jump.
- Now, hit, roll. Huh?
348
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,880
Hit, roll.
349
00:16:55,882 --> 00:16:57,048
[sighs]
350
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:58,182
How was that?
351
00:17:00,453 --> 00:17:03,021
I thought the roll was supposed
to come right after the hit.
352
00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,656
You mean, you mean there
was a pause between the two?
353
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:08,726
There was enough time
to send out for pizzas.
354
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:11,195
Now that's a thought.
355
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,698
- Can I try it?
- Yeah, sure.
356
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,233
Come on, hit, roll, huh?
357
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:18,136
Hit, roll. Hit, roll!
358
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,805
Yes. Yes! Yes.
359
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,041
There's nothing
to this skydiving stuff.
360
00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,642
It's boring.
361
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,245
Let's take a break here.
362
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,148
Yeah, good idea.
363
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:33,651
You know, uh, ALF,
I had the strangest dream
364
00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:36,421
last night...and you were in it.
365
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:39,090
- No kidding.
- Yeah.
366
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:40,591
It was really weird.
367
00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,828
There was you
and there were these three guys
368
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,564
that Kate used to go out with.
369
00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,232
What's weird about that?
370
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,601
Well, what were you doing in it?
371
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,570
Now that you brought it up
372
00:17:52,572 --> 00:17:54,972
I think Kate's been
coming on to me lately.
373
00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,510
I, I really think
you're mistaking friendliness
374
00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,612
for, uh, something else.
375
00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:05,116
Then I guess I shouldn't
have sent her flowers.
376
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:08,286
- You sent my wife flowers?
- Okay, break's over.
377
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,454
[blows whistle]
378
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:10,788
Let's, uh,
let's get on with this.
379
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:14,525
Come on.
Enough of this idle chit-chat.
380
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,962
Hit, roll. Hit! Roll!
381
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,864
Yeah.
382
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,800
- How about it?
- Not bad.
383
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,869
If that had been a real jump
you'd have just driven
384
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:27,271
your femur into your spleen.
385
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:30,975
Oh, Willie,
the flowers are beautiful.
386
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:33,144
Honey, what's the occasion?
387
00:18:33,146 --> 00:18:36,047
Uh, it's just because
he loves you, that's all.
388
00:18:36,049 --> 00:18:38,983
Oh, I love you too.
389
00:18:38,985 --> 00:18:40,952
Oh, w-well,
what's going on here?
390
00:18:40,954 --> 00:18:43,554
Oh, I was, uh, just
practicing my hit and roll.
391
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:47,425
- That's skydiving lingo.
- Sky..
392
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,160
So that is what you said
last night.
393
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:52,430
Yeah, I decided I'm,
I'm gonna take the plunge.
394
00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,165
And don't try
talking him out of this.
395
00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,734
ALF, do you mind?
396
00:18:56,736 --> 00:18:58,503
You're really serious
about this, aren't you?
397
00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,404
Yup.
398
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,340
Why are you doing this?
399
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:07,411
I'm doing this because
I feel I have to do this.
400
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:10,681
Because of something you wrote
on a menu 25 years ago?
401
00:19:10,683 --> 00:19:12,350
I thought it was 20.
402
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,918
ALF.
403
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,688
Twenty five years ago
404
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,757
five people went up in a plane
405
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,993
and four people jumped.
406
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:24,262
You didn't jump
because you didn't wanna jump.
407
00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:27,498
I didn't jump
because I was afraid to jump.
408
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,066
You're not afraid now?
409
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,203
I am afraid..
410
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:34,972
...but I feel..
411
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:38,709
...that this is something
I have to do.
412
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,612
If jumping out
of an airplane at 5000 feet
413
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:43,915
is that important to you,
you should do it.
414
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,119
We'll be there watching.
415
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:57,795
5000 feet? I thought
they said it was 4000.
416
00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,231
I think it's 10,000.
417
00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,899
[instrumental music]
418
00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,404
[airplane whirring]
419
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,341
We're nearing the drop zone!
420
00:20:10,343 --> 00:20:12,476
[all cheering]
421
00:20:12,478 --> 00:20:14,412
- Are we pumped?
- We're pumped!
422
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:17,481
We're all pumped, alright.
We're-we're pumped as can be.
423
00:20:17,483 --> 00:20:19,083
Uh, pumped as a tire,
in fact.
424
00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:21,018
Good, that's what
I like to hear!
425
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:22,486
- Uh, Mr. Tanner.
- Yeah.
426
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:25,389
I noticed you didn't check off
the life insurance box.
427
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,525
Oh, I'm sorry.
428
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,694
That'll be, uh, two bucks.
429
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:33,397
Uh, I don't know, would it be
alright if I paid you later?
430
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:37,068
- Huh. Good one.
- Oh, boy.
431
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:42,740
We are now directly
over the drop zone.
432
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,276
Skydivers, prepare for flight.
433
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:48,779
And watch out
for that first step.
434
00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:51,682
Oh, ha ha. Good one!
435
00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,019
A-a-are you
doing this for fun?
436
00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:56,954
Or-or-or do you
have a list too?
437
00:20:56,956 --> 00:21:00,258
- Excuse me?
- Oh, never mind.
438
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,593
This is my first time.
439
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,462
- Nervous, huh?
- Yeah, a little.
440
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:08,466
Nothing to worry about,
just like jumping off a cliff.
441
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:12,637
- Collin!
- Yo!
442
00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,705
[whooshing]
443
00:21:14,707 --> 00:21:17,875
- Pumanski!
- Yo!
444
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:23,247
- Burner!
- Yo!
445
00:21:23,249 --> 00:21:25,616
Hey, listen,
if anything happens to me
446
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:27,551
tell them
no life support systems.
447
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,954
- Gotcha.
- Yeah!
448
00:21:31,658 --> 00:21:34,091
- Tanner!
- Present, yes.
449
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:37,295
- You're supposed to say yo!
- Oh, right, yo!
450
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:45,569
Uh, listen, I,
here's what I've decided.
451
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:48,005
I-I-I can't do this,
I-I-I won't do it.
452
00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,841
I mean, I-I don't need to do it,
so I'm not going to do it.
453
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:53,010
Uh, that-that's what
I wanted to tell you.
454
00:21:53,012 --> 00:21:54,812
You see, I was, I was sitting
back there and listening to
455
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,448
everybody say yo and all
that and I thought to myself
456
00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:59,350
"Do I really want to plummet?"
457
00:21:59,352 --> 00:22:01,018
And I had to admit
458
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:03,454
no...I-I don't
feel like plummeting
459
00:22:03,456 --> 00:22:05,956
so I'm not gonna do it,
I'm gonna go back over there
460
00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:08,859
and I'll sit down. Uh, uh,
that's, that's where I'll be.
461
00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:10,461
R-right over there, okay?
462
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,163
W-what?
463
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:14,398
Oh, nothing.
464
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,870
Ah, what the hell.
465
00:22:19,872 --> 00:22:22,773
[Willie screaming]
466
00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:33,184
[crickets chirping]
467
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:34,952
[cat mewing]
468
00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:41,459
(Lynn)
'ALF? ALF?'
469
00:22:41,461 --> 00:22:44,128
In here!
470
00:22:44,130 --> 00:22:46,497
[laughing]
What are you doing?
471
00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:48,566
Building a better cat trap.
472
00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:50,868
[thud]
473
00:22:51,838 --> 00:22:53,237
How'd the jump go?
474
00:22:53,239 --> 00:22:55,139
- Great, he did it.
- Yeah.
475
00:22:55,141 --> 00:22:56,240
- Yeah.
- Nice going, Willie.
476
00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:58,075
Hey, let's hear it
for the Tan man.
477
00:22:58,077 --> 00:23:00,578
- That's right.
- Thank you, thank you.
478
00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:02,179
Thank you very much, thank you.
479
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:05,983
It was nothing,
it was like jumping off a cliff.
480
00:23:05,985 --> 00:23:07,852
Are you gonna do it again?
481
00:23:07,854 --> 00:23:09,820
Not in your lifetime.
482
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:13,357
Well, I'm gonna jump as soon as
Lash gets his pilot's license.
483
00:23:13,359 --> 00:23:17,094
I think we'll all jump when
Lash gets his pilot's license.
484
00:23:17,096 --> 00:23:19,864
ALF, you would have been
really, really proud of him.
485
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:21,532
I was proud of him
before he jumped.
486
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:25,770
You said he'd end up
a red smear on the landscape.
487
00:23:25,772 --> 00:23:30,908
I said he might end up
a red smear on the landscape.
488
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:34,545
Well, honey, tell me, what's
next for the conquering hero?
489
00:23:34,547 --> 00:23:36,180
Oh, I don't know.
490
00:23:36,182 --> 00:23:38,883
I was thinking about that
on the way down.
491
00:23:38,885 --> 00:23:41,285
I'd still like to discover
that new galaxy.
492
00:23:41,287 --> 00:23:43,521
I don't know,
maybe play pro-football
493
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:47,458
for a couple of years, take the
whole gang, move to New Guinea.
494
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:48,859
[laughing]
495
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:51,128
Of course, first..
496
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,897
...I have to get
the radiator flushed.
497
00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:55,399
[all laughing]
498
00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:57,201
[thud]
499
00:24:04,410 --> 00:24:07,344
[theme music]
500
00:24:32,004 --> 00:24:34,071
[ALF laughing]